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Hello! i'm breadistasty, but I also go by felix. I’m a minor, pronouns are they/he oh and im also a furry. obsessed with splatoon.

Oh No! - Marina and the Diamonds

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whats up im breadistasty, but call me felix, or leaf. i use they/he and i’m here to have fun first and foremost

artblog is @eggable, i post warriors art AND oc stuff on their occasionally.

DNI proshippers, pedos, transmeds, TERFs, racists, abelist ppl, queerphobes, etc.

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enjoy!

citrusmillie:

batzzzzz:

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Rool

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

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ARTIST: egg
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australian-frog-cakes:

senorpacman:

senorpacman:

egg

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

yardsards:

among us is getting a cartoon: oh, this is gonna be a soulless sanitized kid-friendly cash-grab, probably. maybe it’ll make some little kids happy, at least?

the showrunner is owen dennis, creator of infinity train: oh, this is gonna be an animated version of The Thing, basically

ghastmaskzombie:

dwarvesandrobots:

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

This is the energy I aspire to.

batshit-auspol:

Anti-gay senator Cory Bernardi accidentally walks into a ‘Vote Yes for Same-Sex Marriage’ photoshoot, 2017

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queerwhisper:

earhartsease:

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til the maximum size of a pdf is 381 x 381 km

Tumblrs bigger, its the next pdf

flipocrite:

iwishicouldtellmystudents:

rs-jm:

megapope-deactivated20220531:

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what the fuuuuuck

this is a short horror story

Please make sure to reblog this with the explanation you guys:

The toddler doesn’t know Alexa is a name; as far as they’re concerned it’s a word that makes things happen. If the kid was saying “please play baby shark” it would mean literally the same thing to them because they don’t really understand language yet.

The toddler is mimicking adult behavior because they have seen adults say things that start with “Alexa” and have learned that starting a request with “Alexa” makes it more likely to be fulfilled. This kid has learned something about how their world works purely through observation! This isn’t a bad thing! It’s just been misapplied and it’s up to the parents to correct their speech as they grow enough to understand the difference.

  1. That is absolutely an accurate assessment about what is technically happening from a language development perspective
  2. That the child is holding his mother’s face and speaking into her eyes the magic command that makes things happen does not make this any less of a horror story

eebie:

eebie:

do i hav e to

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do i HAVE to draw feet

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what a beautiful view from up here

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